Get as fat as possible. The sheepdogs object strongly.
You are a sheep. A very hungry, very ambitious sheep. Your mission: eat everything in the pasture and get absolutely massive. Click anywhere to waddle toward it. Use WASD or arrow keys if you're feeling fancy. Eat grass, flowers, clovers, and apples to gain fat points. The fatter you get, the slower you move. Deeply unfair, very on-brand for a blob sheep.
🌿 Grass gives 10 pts. 🌸 Flowers give 25 pts. 🍀 Clovers give 60 pts and repel dogs for 5 seconds (dogs hate clovers, they're very judgmental). 🍎 Apples give 90 pts and give you a speed boost for 4 seconds. 🔔 Whistles scare all dogs away for 8 whole seconds of blissful grazing freedom.
The sheepdogs 🐕 want to herd you back to zero. A basic Herder just chases you. A Border Collie 🐕🦺 is smarter: it circles, it feints, then it dashes. Once it catches you, game over. You were so close to becoming a blob.
Fat stages: Skinny → Chubby → Round → Chonky → Mega → Blob. Each stage is slower but more majestic. Reaching Blob is the true victory condition, even if the leaderboard disagrees.
Sport mode ⚡: 90 seconds. Everything spawns faster. Your dignity exits the chat.
Free browser game. No download, no sign-up. Works on any device. Your friends are either impressed or very concerned about your sheep priorities.
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